I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Who jerks off to her sister's panties when her sister is ready to suck

Bro, fuck your presents, you want to fuck me, just say so

You suck a stranger's dick, but you won't show me your boobs? I can't cum like that

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

I don't give a fuck if you don't remember, but you owe me one, stranger girl

Sister was breaking down over a blowjob, but ended up asking for a dick herself

No money? Well, get on your dick and show your tits, it's even better

Come on, bitch, you want free food, get up for a delivery boy